I love the ads on my page sometimes!!

Just saw one for alpacca wool. I feel that I should probably mention the word Alpacca several times on my blog from now on in order to generate more alpacca based ads. Who knows, I may even get one of those flash animated ads with a big ol' alpacca face floating about.

Some keywords in order to generate new and exciting ads:  Rectal stimulation, Cheesecake, Mormons, Teletext, Conjuror, ghosts, vauxhall corsa, trains, alpacca, alpacca, alpacca, bill cosby, alpacca.

takes the piss not having any dollar..

The one downfall to student life is the lack of any decent dollar. I need a job! Any suggestions?

I'm learning

I have been bashing out quite a few tunes of late. I feel, the more prolific I am, the more I shall learn. Untill recently, however, I hadn't dabbled in any house music. This is an early attempt at house, needs bare work but tell me what you rekon all the same:



TRG- time is now (snypa's house party edit)

This one's for my ninjas....

Lyme bay Alpaca farm had an open day yesterday and how could I possibly resist going along? For a small donation of three pounds I spent the afternoon sipping coffee, eating cake and, of course, hugging alpacas. Highlight of my week so far.

Some things that I are learnt on my day trip:
Alpacca wool comes in 22 natural colour shades.
Their gestation period is 11.5 months and they will not give birth on a rainy day.
Their wool contains no linolin (sic) and is, therefore, hypoalergenic.

Big up the alpaca crew.

Hey u guys..

I begin this update with an apology to those expecting regular posts. I have finnished uni now and am staying with my gf for a while and, as a result, have very limited internet access (about once a week). Never fear though, I am still checking through my follower's blogs and seeing some great stuff.

During my last visit to the interwebs I decided to grab a bunch of rinse podcasts to listen to for those times when there isn't much to do and no web. I have to say, if you haven't already, grab oneman, crises and youngsta's latest offerings; each one is absolute brilliance.

 Will hopefully be back with an update some time next week.
Love to the homies :)

dank aint rank.

Found a bag of herb in the house that was over a year old. Dry as fuck but had been in an airtight bag and had no fur growing on it so thought i'd give it a go.

That weed is mega strong. One spliff k.o buisness. Today has been highly unproductive, although I have been working on a snack based paradox so not too bad. 

Uni and my career.

Really want to become a primary teacher after uni. The trouble is it looks like i'm in line for a 2.2 and not sure that is exactly satisfactory enough to get onto a pgce. Anyone here have any advice??

Last week...

This is the last week of uni for me before the nice long summer holiday. As the weather is getting nicer and a few people are starting to make plans for the summer, I wonder what your plans for summer include?
We are going to amsterdam soon and then a few festivals lined up. Going to be a nice summer I rekon. 

I hate alcohol....

My household and I threw a bit of a house  party friday night. Before hand I told my girlfriend I wouldn't be drinking and that, instead Id smoke a tonne of weed. She always argues that she prefers alcohol to weed.

Long story short, everyone got fucked, smashed glasses, spilt shit over the floor and were sick, I on the other hand was fine. She said at the end of the night that she was never going to drink again. I smiled. The next morning we all sat on the sofa doing pretty much jack shit (well I smoked all day but besides that) I happened to point out to my girlfriend that I felt rather like I was butter melting slowly, she groaned and said she felt awefull.

Conclusion, weed rocks alcohol sucks. :)